Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Julia and Nate tell jokes

Julia and Nate may have a future career in comedy, as they sat telling each other spontaneously created jokes this morning. Here is a snippet of their very own original material:

JULIA: Nate, why was the ghost following the kid?
NATE: Why?
JULIA: Because it was a COSTUME!


NATE: Knock-knock.
JULIA: Knock-knock who?
NATE: (smacking himself in the face) Bah!
JULIA: Silence.
NEVA: (smacking herself in the face) Bah! who?
NATE: (smacking himself in the face again) Bah! Who's hitting my face??
JULIA: (nervous giggle.)


NATE: Knock-knock.
JULIA: Who's there?
NATE: Knock-knock.
JULIA: Knock-knock who?
NATE: Knock-knock.
(Massive eruption of giggles from both kids.)


JULIA: Knock-knock.
NATE: Who's there?
JULIA: Knock-knock.
NATE: Knock-knock who?
JULIA: Knock-knock YOU!
(Another massive eruption of giggles.)


JULIA: Knock-knock.
NATE: Who's there?
JULIA: Knock-knock.
NATE: Knock-knock who?
JULIA: Knock-knock POO!!!
(Enormous, uncontrollable fit of giggling from both kids.)


I've gotta say, they have some real potential as joke-tellers. That's some FUNNY stuff there, man. Next time I'm trying to break the ice, I'll be sure to crack the "Knock-knock POO!" joke while smacking myself in the face.

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