#1
(As she struggled to take her Cinderella nightgown off)
JULIA: No! I can't do it!
ME: Julia, calm down. Keep trying. I know you can get it off yourself.
JULIA: No! But Mama! My sleeve isn't doing what I WANT it to be doing!
#2
Upon awakening and coming downstairs this morning:
"Hey Mama! Can I tell you something? Okay, I'll hop into a hurricane! Okay, I'll hop into a tornado!"
#3
JULIA: I'm ready for my new booty call!
ME: Your booty call? What's a booty call?
JULIA: It means you do a booty dance. I need you to put on some African music so I can do my booty dance!
Oh my. Wow. Anyway, I got some pictures of Julia and Nate doing the booty dance together. The best - or perhaps most disturbing - part of all is that after doing the dance Julia would subsequently lay down on the floor and splay her legs apart, very appropriately showing us her booty. Yikes.
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