Two conversations with Julia

#1

JULIA: Mom, have you ever eaten a viperfish?
ME: No, I've never eaten viperfish before.
JULIA: Have you ever eaten a whale?
ME: Nope, I've never eaten a whale.
JULIA: Did you ever eat cats?
ME: No, people don't eat cats.
JULIA: But, I did when I was a baby.
ME: No, I don't think I ever fed you a cat when you were a baby.
JULIA: Well, when I was a baby, I ate myself!

#2

JULIA: Mom, when I wake up tomorrow, will it still be a weekend?
ME: Yes, tomorrow is Sunday.
JULIA: Oh, so it's Sunday tomorrow.
ME: Yes, Saturday and Sunday are the weekend days. Then on Monday, it's back to the work week.
JULIA: Mommy, I don't like the work week.
ME: You don't? Why not?
JULIA: Because I like it when it's Mommy, Julia, Madeleine, and Ethan!