Inside "Hadley the Harry Potter Fairy"

Madeleine's book, "Hadley the Harry Potter Fairy," is off to a slow but promising start.  Although she has only written one page of text thus far, she has also created this ultra cool drawing of a faceless wizard and a pair of dark blue pants with nobody inside them:

Whatever spell Hadley the Harry Potter Fairy is casting seems to be simultaneously levitating her broom, erasing her facial features, and severing the head and torso from an anonymous lower body.  This is definitely NOT your average Rainbow Magic Fairy book, that's for sure!

Unfortunately, the text on page one of Madeleine's new book doesn't give us much of a sense of what's going on.  Unless the dialogue is intentionally as mixed up and confusing as a severed pair of legs and a Wizard Who Shall Remain Faceless.  Here is what is written so far:


Chapter 1. Help fairy land!

"2 4 6 8!"
"Wizerd's!"
"Percy Jackson!"
"Rainbow Magic!"
"Worst Wich!"
"Ivy & Bean!"
"Littel house on the prary!"
"Magic tree house!"
"We love book's!  We are the-"
"Ack!
Zap!
"Ow!"
"Woah!"
"AAAh!"
"Oof!"
"huh?!"
"Uh!"


Totally clear what's going, right?  We hardly even *need* a picture to give us an idea of what's happening.