So, Julia came into the bedroom at 2:30 am to tell me she thought she's seen an intruder in the yard.
JULIA: I think I saw a person out the window in our backyard.
ME: You did?
JULIA: Yeah. And he was wearing a Plague Doctor mask.
ME: Okay, no, I'm sure there's no one in a Plague Doctor mask in our backyard.
JULIA: But it really looked like it.
ME: Well, just make sure the back door is locked.
JULIA: (gripping my hand in terror) Come WITH me.
We went and looked out the back door. I saw nary a Plague Doctor.
ME: I don't see anything.
JULIA: It looked more like it when the LIGHTS were off.
ME: Okay. (turning off the kitchen lights) Let me see.
JULIA: (clutching my hand in terror) Stay with me!
ME: Let's look together.
JULIA AND I: (peering into the blackness of the backyard)
ME: Um.
JULIA: See? Doesn't it look like it? Behind the grill?
ME: No.
I sent Julia back to bed but it took many more assurances that there was not a Plague Doctor in our backyard before she could leave my side. I mean, even if there was a Plague Doctor out there, what was he going to do? Cure us all of the plague?
I guess Julia might not be able to wear her costume on Halloween because she might scare her own self.
Hahahahaha. Boy does this sound familiar.
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