Madeleine was reading in her room this morning before school, and upon seeing the time on her bedroom clock, she jumped to attention.
MADELEINE: Oh! It's 7:50. I better get ready. Besides, I need to go pee, and that usually takes TWO MINUTES.
ME: Okay, go ahead and get ready.
MADELEINE: Well, actually, more like ONE minute and FIFTEEN SECONDS.
Impressive. I can say with total honesty that I have absolutely NO idea how long it takes for me to pee. I'm clearly not bringing my A game here.
Hahahahaha. But can we trust her conclusion as to how long it takes?
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