Madeleine Writes a Chapter Book

Madeleine began writing a chapter book today about the characters of "Monster High," and she is already four chapters in!  She is sounding out the words all by herself, and most of it is pretty intelligible.

(However, if you dare misunderstand something she wrote, watch out!  Auntie Caitlyn mistakenly read the spelling "Kloth" as...well, kloth. After the third or so time of this, Madeleine had HAD it.

MADELEINE: No, it's KLAWED.  (voice suddenly elevating to the brink of screaming) It makes me SO ANGRY that you keep saying "KLOTH!")


Here's a little glimpse of the book; behold, chapter 1:

CSAPR 1 GO GO GO GO

(Now, lest you think this says "Chapter 1, Go go go go," and risk making Madeleine SO ANGRY, I'll just forewarn you that the chapter title is actually "Goo goo ga ga.")

"R STORRY BYGIZ REYT HEER.  JRACULORRU1 WUS IN LOVE WITH VELINTIYM2 BUT ON HR BRTHDYA THE SBEL WUS BROWKIN.  VALINTIYMM3 WUS STIL THIER BUT WEN EVR JACULORRU4 SO VALINTIYM CSY5 SDTH6 WITH KLOTH THEN TAY OL HAD AY SLVOVR7 AT CLODYS HAWS EYD THYAY HAD CEDE8 KORN ON HALUWYN.  WEE KOVD9 PUCIZ10 TEN IN SUMR WEE WOR SUN GLASIS.  WEE WET TO THE BEECS.  WEE SRFT THEN WEE SUNTEN THEN WEE HATH AY PURDE.  WEE TRD ON THE MYOZIC.  WEE HATH POP KORN.  BEE FREE TO PURDY.  ROC IT AWT EVEE WUN CUMON ROCT OWT DES WEL YOU NO YOU CANN."



1 Draculaura
2 Valentine
3 Also Valentine
4 Also Draculaura
5 She
6 Stayed 
7 Sleepover  
8 Candy 
9 Carved
10 Pumpkins  


I love it, Madeleine!  Your writing makes me feel like I'm right there in the room with the characters.  I wish I could have roct owt to the myozic with Jraculorru and Valintiymm and friends!  


The subsequent chapters follow Jaculorru, Kloth, and some of her other Monster High friends as they eat cocys, as they are olmost lyat to a purde, and as they scare a spooky gost awt uv Clodeen's house.  This is not to be missed, readers.  When the finished product hits the shelves, be sure to grab a copy!