Wednesday, May 26, 2010

"Elizza and the Castle"

Elizza and the Castle by Julia. Part fantasy princess tale, part gory horror story:

"There's a girl with brown hair and her name is Elizza and she's mean and she eats all the worms and then they DIE and they go up to heaven.

And then there's another girl and she has yellow hair in a bun and her name is Alexandra and she's a princess and she brings the dinosaurs there so she can eat them. (ME: So that who can eat them? JULIA: So that Elizza can eat them instead of the worms.) The worms are CAPTURED. They go up to heaven.

And Mama, she has VERY SERIOUS DRAGONS that bring the people to jail. So they put them in cages and put them out to sea so the volcanoes can blow.

The worms slither across the ground and stop til they get the girl, and the beautiful princess was there and then they get away from Elizza.

Mama, so, when the worms die, all fire comes, and they go UNDER THE GROUND. Their bones go under the ground.

Then, um, a fairy comes, and um, a man comes, um, then the prince comes, and brings the princess BACK TO THE CASTLE! Isn't that nice? And, Mama, do you know what color the princess has? She actually has yellow. Yellow hair, and she has blue eyes, and a pink dress with short sleeves, and it was a TANK TOP dress.

Mama, um, Elizza has brown eyes. And do you know what color dress she has with the short sleeves? BLACK. A black dress, Mama."

ME:And how does the story end?

JULIA: Um, ahh, mmm... Once upon a time, THE END!

4 comments:

  1. Sounds like you are just an artist away from a writing duo ready to create the next Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/

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  2. She needs therapy. My rates are reasonable.

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  3. Reminds me of Brownie, Pinkie, Bree and many other stories!

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