Friday, October 25, 2019

Disabled Vehicle

Driving on the highway with the kids:

GOOGLE VOICE ASSISTANT: There's a disabled vehicle ahead.
ME: Great.
MADELEINE: What's a disabled vehicle?
ME: Like a broken down car or something.
JULIA: Or maybe it's like a...(inaudible mumbling) Never mind.
ME: I'm listening.
JULIA: No, I said "never mind" because what I was saying doesn't make any sense.
ME: Oh.
JULIA: I was saying, "It might mean, like, a blind person is driving or something." (Cracking up at herself.)

Genius.

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