"I was being born. I wasent moving, I was sleeping. I had no hair. I was only skin. Ther was an atachment on my belly-button."

"She was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy wehn I was born!"
Yes, so, that is the Cliff's Notes version of my emergency C-Section with the anesthesia only partly working. I think it pretty much covers all the important basics, so I doubt you (or Madeleine's teachers) have any lingering questions.
Maybe you should have named her Flipper with all the flipping around.
ReplyDelete