Julia was full of all sorts of goofball sayings this afternoon - I actually had to stop what I was doing and go write out some of the things coming out of her mouth so I wouldn't forget. Here, for your reading pleasure, were my three favorite conversations/quotations:
#1
"Hey Mama, my cut is all better! But Mom, I'm a vampire and I'm gonna DRINK MY OWN BLOOD! I'm Vampire Snow White. I'm a nice vampire. Mom, we'll have to tell Yia-yia that I'm Vampire Snow White. Because I think Yia-yia will think I mean that I want to wear my Snow White dress, so we'll have to tell her that I'm just pretending I'm a Vampire Snow White."
#2
"Madeleine, I'm gonna eat your bum! I'm gonna eat your bum! (Chomping sound.) Mom, I ate Madeleine's bum, so now she can't poop anymore. She's gonna poop in her bagina."
#3
ME: Julia, where are the wipes?
JULIA: Ah dahnnah.
ME: You don't know?
JULIA: Whoops Mama, that was the French way.
ME: What was the French way?
JULIA: I said Ah dahnnah, instead of I don't know.
It's difficult to imagine a less-compatible combination than "vampire" and "Snow White".
ReplyDeleteAh dahnnah, but bagina pooping doesn't sound fun.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Julia's got French down already!
ReplyDeleteYiayia says in England, looking through a pair of rigatoni binoculars while watching Vampire Snow White fail on my dvd player, I dahnnah where that child gets her love of language from!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid the vampire comment reminds me of a young Ethan...
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