MADELEINE: Mommy? You know how Julia gets, like, in a mood to GALLOP?
ME: Yup.
MADELEINE: Well, for some reason, whenever I get really...RAPPY...like, really...EMINEMMY or JAY-Z-Y, well, I get really SKIPPY.
ME: Oh, okay. Well, I'm about to vacuum, so just be sure you don't skip into the vacuum.
MADELEINE: (brightly) Okay!
She is now skipping throughout the upstairs floor of the house, reciting Eminem lyrics to herself.
MADELEINE: (whilst skipping) That's why you see me walkin' round like nothin's BOTHERING me, even though half you people got a bleepin' PROBLEM with me!
The fact that Madeleine bleeps out the inappropriate words takes away a bit from her edge, but the parent in me is glad!
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