Random musings from the random brains of my random-thinking children:
#1
MADELEINE: (showing Julia her finished illustration of a girl) Julia. This is Shanaleia and her choker.
JULIA: Chokers are for BAD, BAD bunnies.
#2
MADELEINE: I'm scared of beetles crawling all over my body.
JULIA: (with fierce solemnity) There's no such thing as beetles.
#3
MADELEINE: (apropos of nothing) The toilet is green because of the acid in your butthole.
#4
MADELEINE: (again, apropos of nothing) Daddy? Why's the house a watermelon?
ETHAN: WOW. Really. What is WITH you girls today?
I'm just over here in my watermelon with green toilets, folks. But don't worry. I'm not wearing a choker, because I am neither bad, nor a bunny.
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