Sunday, January 30, 2011

Exercises and fist bumps

Julia has perhaps been inspired by the stretching and strengthening regime I've embarked upon over the last few months, and she created her own exercise routine that she'd like to share with those of you ready to do some at-home workouts. Simply follow the steps she leads us through below to get great full-body fitness:



When not working out, she and Ethan have been teaching Madeleine how to do a fist bump, complete with a declaration of "Respect!" as the two fists meet. Here you can see Madeleine in training:


Finally, some quotes from the girls over the past few days:

JULIA: (waking Ethan up in the middle of the night) I had a bad dream!
ETHAN: What did you dream about?
JULIA: That there was a shark in my room.
ETHAN: Julia, do you know what would happen if a shark was in your room?
JULIA: (smiling nervously) Eat me?



MADELEINE: (pointing at my coffee mug) Atzat?
ME: That's my coffee. Can you say coffee?
MADELEINE: Boppy!


JULIA: (after we made "snow castles" using sand buckets outside today) Okay, Mommy, now let's play a shovel game.
ME: Okay. How do you play a shovel game?
JULIA: (pushing the shovel as deep into the snow as possible) You just hide a shovel, and then you find it, and then you make a nice walky place!

Duh. I should have known that's how you play a shovel game.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

The statue

Yesterday, on our way home from a play-date, the girls and I stopped at a wine emporium to buy a bottle for our old neighbors, who planned to come over for dinner in the evening. As we were waiting in line to pay, Julia suddenly and loudly announced, "Mama, I'm just gonna go look at that African American over there." Luckily the African American was not an actual person she was going to stare at, but neither was it an African American. She went running over to a life-sized, carved Native American statue, complete with feathered headdress, and began circling around it in fascination.

I'm starting to wonder if she is ever going to understand the correct use for the term "African American."

I'm still trying to figure out if she called it an African American because a) The statue had brownish skin, b) The statue looked like a mannequin to her, or c) She knew it was a Native American replication but got mixed up and said African American instead. I'm hopinig it's c...

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Madeleine and the too-tight boot

Both Julia and Madeleine seem to have gone through growth spurts recently, and have found their shoes to be a little too tight for comfort. I've been particularly baffled by the fact that Madeleine's boots, a full size up from the current size she has been wearing, actually seemed to be tighter on her feet than any other shoes she wears. Because they have been so difficult to get on, I usually just throw her sneakers on instead, even if the weather is snowy, for the sake of time. Yesterday, however, we were heading out to pick Julia up from school in the middle of a snowstorm, and I decided to give the boots another try, thinking I probably just wasn't pushing the tongue up and heel back enough. I managed to get the left boot on without too much trouble, but again, in putting the right boot on, I experienced resistance. Madeleine screamed and wailed as I persisted in trying to shove her foot in, completely unable to accept the fact that size 4 boots would not fit my daughter's size 3 foot. When I finally got her foot in, the screaming didn't abate; in fact, it got worse. No degree of distraction seemed to work, no degree of comfort would soothe her. She had a few attempts at "Atzat?" before breaking back into a high-pitched wail. I was at a total loss, not understanding what was so terrible about wearing these boots, and incredibly confused as to why they seemed so tight. Racking my brain to figure out what the problem could be, I came up with the following possibilities:

-Her right foot is slightly larger than her left foot, making the boot uncomfortably tight on that foot
-The boot size was mislabeled and they were really size 3
-Madeleine was coming down with something and was falling apart at the drop of a hat
-The fall she took on Monday, giving herself a black eye, was worse than I thought and she was suddenly showing signs of a concussion (after all, the dr did tell me to look for inconsolable crying about 24-48 hours after the incident.)
-Madeleine did not want to have anything on her feet and was having an incredible tantrum about it

Here is the possibility I did not consider:

-There was a chocolate chip cookie stuffed into the toe of the right boot, making it cramped and painful to have her foot shoved in there.

What finally tipped me off was an attempt to feel her toes inside the boots; the left side had plenty of room between toes and top of shoe, while the right side felt hard as a rock. I took her boot off, expecting to find a toy in there, or maybe a tissue, but after reaching in and encountering something stale and rock hard, and pulling my hand out to find it covered in chocolate stains, I realized our situation. The last time we had all gone sledding, Julia had requested we make chocolate chip cookies and have hot cocoa upon returning home. Apparently Madeleine didn't gobble up her cookie as I'd thought. So for two weeks that cookie has been sitting in the toe of her boot, and for two weeks I've attempted to shove that boot on her little foot, wondering what on earth was the problem. Never in a million years would I have guessed correctly. After jabbing a fork into the toe of the boot over and over to break the cookie into rock-hard crumbs, I was able to free up the space and get the boot back on; not surprisingly, this time it elicited no tears, and we were on our merry way.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Gibberish phone conversations

Two videos of Madeleine joyfully (and squeakily) having pretend phone conversations:





Or, to sum up the videos for those who may not have a chance to watch them:

"O? Blwaierengaqkjeangias. Aaaaahhh! Aweafjafoinwe. Bye."

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Ponies and princesses

Here is the conversation I overheard between Julia's various My Little Ponies:

-"Elena! Elena! Where's Sand?"
-"She's in the backpack."
-"Why'd she want to go there?"
-"Witch put her there. But I made sure she didn't put us in there."
-"We have to SOLVE the MYSTERY!" said... this pony. The Great Rainbow-Heart Pony.
-"No problem! See ya later!" (as an aside, to me): They're gonna go by themselves because they know where that girl lives.
-"There's the backpack of treasures! She must be inside! Oh, Mackansione, Mackansione, we're coming!"
-"See, see, she's the twinkling pony that's the last unicorn."
(Mackansione, or Sand, or the last unicorn, or whoever she is, and her rescuers rejoin the other ponies.)
-"We found her, we found her!" (Some made-up 'Spanish' words)
-"Oh, to eat her!"
-"Oh, we don't eat friends!"
-"No, we don't eat friends!"
-"Yeah, we don't eat friends!"
-"We love friends!"


Julia and ponies


I tried to take a video of Julia engaged in another play conversation yesterday, this one with her princess dolls; they were having some sort of competition and Julia had them all talking to each other explaining the rules and complimenting each other on their performances. Unfortunately, I wasn't sneaky enough, because Julia immediately saw me taping and started talking at me rather than having the dolls "talk" to each other. I did get her to reenact the events of the competition, though, so at least you can see some of their fancy moves:

Saturday, January 22, 2011

More Julia says...

Some recent conversations with Julia:

#1

ME: Julia, can I have a hug?
JULIA: Uh, here Mom, I'll give you one quick hug, then I want to play with my ice cream set!
ME: Oh, okay.
JULIA: Okay, Mom, I'll get the ice cream, and you can be the patient. What flavor would you like?



#2

ME: sitting on the floor in the dining room playing with Madeleine.
JULIA: (pointing at my computer over on the table) Uh, Mom, don't you want to finish your Word Twist game?
ME: My Word Twist game? I finished that this morning.
JULIA: Oh. Uh, um, Mama? Well, this is my walking space.

Well, excuse me for daring to sit down in her walking space...



#3

JULIA: (handing me her Sleeping Beauty Polly Pocket) Mommy, can you take off her dress and put on this other dress?
ME: Sure.
JULIA: (singing) Hail to the Prince, hail to the Prince, hail to the Princess Auroraaaa!
ME: (taking the dress off of Aurora.)
JULIA: Uh-oh, she's NAKED!
ME: That's okay. I'm putting on her other dress.
JULIA: Naked to the Prince, naked to the prince, naked to the Princess Auroraaaaa!
ME: Julia, that's potty talk.
JULIA: But they just play it as a game. Sometimes they play naked body bathtub bone.

Um... yipes.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Madeleine on video

A not-terribly-riveting attempt to capture some of Madeleine's many words on video: