Genius Comments

Proof that my kids are geniuses:

#1:

JULIA: Mommy?  I saw this commercial for a medicine for arthritis, and I was like, "I don't think this person really has arthritis," because I got mixed up and I thought that arthritis was schizophrenia.
ME: Uh...they're pretty different, honey.
JULIA: I know but I got mixed up!





#2:

MADELEINE: (taking a bite of bread, then putting her bread to her ear)
ME: What are you doing?!?
MADELEINE: (matter-of-factly) I'm listening for fairies!  (resuming eating her bread.)





Clearly, they are both living on some other, genius-level dimension where it has been discovered that schizophrenia is the root of arthritis and fairies exist and live in dinner rolls.