While watching Holiday Baking Championship:
JULIA: Wait! Duff spells his name with F's? I thought it was D-O-U-G-H!
Yeah! Just like pizza duff.
JULIA: Naval Academy? Does that mean he's a NOSE doctor?
Yup. Just like I'm suffering from all this awful post-naval drip.
While eating lunch:
MADELEINE: Mommy? If you're being HAWAIIAN, M & Ms are really COCONUT.
Oh, okay. I'm so glad she told me that, because I've always wondered what M & Ms are when I'm being Hawaiian.
While watching a Thanksgiving show:
MADELEINE: Sometimes I suck on my fingers SO hard, it feels like I'm gonna BREAK MY CIRCULATION.
Um, maybe just don't do that. Not just because of the circulation, but BECAUSE IT'S GROSS.
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