The girls seem mostly recovered from jet-lag, but I'm still SO exhausted. This evening, after dinner, I laid down on the couch and then remembered I hadn't brought the laundry up from the dryer. Julia had come over to join me on the couch, and I lamented my position to her.
ME: Ugh, Julia, I forgot to get the laundry from the dryer. Can you un-lazify me so I can go get it?
JULIA: (with anticipation and excitement) I'll be right back!
My thought process as I lay on the couch: Oh my gosh! What a darling daughter I have! She's going to go down and get the laundry for me and surprise me. I can't believe how sweet she is. But wait. Will she know to empty the lint from the filter? I guess that doesn't matter. I can show her about that later. The important thing is that she's actually getting the laundry. Maybe this means I don't have to be the only one responsible for laundry in the future. Even if I am, it's just so adorably sweet that Julia is doing this for me right now.
JULIA: (returning, holding not the laundry basket, but her faux magic wand, which she then points at me) Un-LAZIFY YOU!
Oh. Well, I guess I got what I asked for.
She's a wizard, not a laundry girl!! Hahahahaha.
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