The Prinscesce of Fall

I'm pleased to announce a brand new Julia Rowe original book, folks!

Take a look at her recently completed work:

"The Prinscesce of Fall"
by Julia Rowe

Pgs 1-2:

"Thare is a prinsese for evry seisin but the Prinsese of Fall was the best of them all.  Fall was named Hermione.  Winter was named Ivy.  Spring was named Emily and sumer was named Ginny."

Wait.  A.  Minute.  Is anybody else as stunned as I am that one of the characters is named Hermione??

Pgs 3-4:

"The Prinscese of Fall sade 'Fall has beigone and I need to get ready.'  Hermione saide 'I have pupkins to macke and ather things,' she said."

First of all, can we start keeping track of how many different spellings of the word "princess" seem to exist in this book?  Secondly, I like the discrepancy between the spelling of "said" between pages 3 and 4.  And finally, I wish the Prinscese of Fall lived in MY house so she could macke ME some pupkins!


Pgs 5-6:

"It was Halloween and thar wear kids dres't like a wich and a gost.  It was winter and Ivy was on ice."

That was a really fast fall/Halloween.  I am really digging that hollow-eyed gost though.  He kind of looks like some sort of amorphous sea creature.


Pgs 7-8:

"And evry one was bundeld in winter clothes.  It was spring.  Emily was vaery buisy."

I can tell Emily is vaery buisy.  I mean, she even looks vaery buisy, standing there in the middle of nowhere with her arms out to the sides, doing nothing.  Unless she is telepathically causing the leaves on that tree to grow.



Pgs 9-10:

"The grass was grein and the sky was blue.  And then came cummer and Ginny was geting reity."

Ohhhh, okay.  The grass is grein and the sky is blue.  Great job, Emily!  You must have been vaery buisy making that sky blue and that grass grein!


Pgs 11-12:

"The pool was open'd and evryone live'd happely ever after."

Well, no WONDER they live'd happely ever after.  If the pool was open'd, that's pretty much a dream-come-true scenario, right??

GREAT WORK, SEISIN PRINSCESCESS!