Quotes of the Day

Quote #1, from Madeleine, after spending a half hour looking like this:

MADELEINE: (earnestly) Mama?  Did you know it was me from ALL ALONG?



Quote #2, said by a spurned and angry Julia, after I broke up a fight between the girls with a threat to cancel our dinner reservations to Blue


JULIA: (scowling on the couch, covering herself with a blanket) No one respects me as a PERSON.



Quote #3, from Madeleine, after letting loose a blood-curdling scream over the fact that her underwear were inside-out

MADELEINE: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
ME: Madeleine.  Bring them to me and I'll help you.  (sternly) Do we scream?
MADELEINE: Mama, I was...just...being a SIREN that was going "EEEEOOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOH!"

Nice save, Madeleine, you big BS-er.