Conclusion of Harry Potter and the Frist Year Wich

I know you all left the last post DYING to know how "Harry Potter and the Frist Year Wich" concludes.  Well, you're in luck, as I have the author's freshly finished work right in front of me.

When we left off, Gabiey had just trond into Voldimort!  Yikes!  What fate awaits these Hogwarts students and teachers??  Read on in just a moment to see.  But FIRST, the lost pages of the book, which were found today and put in their proper place. 

Chapter 1, last two pages:
"Mabey she dosin't know how to do evrything Hermione.  She seams shiey,' Ron had the same look on his face.  They all thot the same thing.  'She dosin't know enieyone yet."

Chapter 2: intermediary scene between Profeser McGonigel talking to Gabiey and Hermione beating Gabiey to "RUMP BUMP" in Snape's class:
"In the holl they sow Malfooy saying something to Gabiey, her red hare blaseing like fier.  'Stop boleing Gabiey Dracoe,' sade Harry.  'You know your not supost to boliey frist years,' sade Ron."

PHEW.  Aren't you glad you didn't miss out on that content?  What an egregious oversight yesterday, failing to include those passages.

And now, the moment you have all been waiting for, the continuation and conclusion of Book 8:

Chapter 6, continued from where we last left off:
"I knuw not to trust Gabiey,' sade Severs Snape.  'I knuw she was Voldimort all along I was triying to tell Dumbeldor but Gabiey wod interrup't me,' sade Snape."

So, did Snape and Dumbeldor have this conversation in the afterlife, because from what I remember of book 7, both characters are dead.  Or were they somehow resurrected for this new book?  It would perhaps help if the author herself had read more than the first book and a fraction of the second before putting an addendum on the series.  For now, we'll just have to suspend our disbelief.


Chapter 7: "The One Who Gets Voldimort"
"Voldimort, we shall figt you.'  'I'm going to help Voldimort,' sade Dracoe.  No one elts help't Voldimort of corss.  'Wow,' sade Ron.  'All us agenst two.  I think will win,' sade Ron.  'Our not,' sade Voldimort.  Just then, Harry ponch't Voldimort in the face, then evryone elts did two evin Prfeeser McGanigel and Dumbeldor.  It was fun.  Malfooy was the only one who wosin't doing it.  'Start doing it Dracoe Malfooy,' sade Hermione.  Just then Harry did samething eksrdnary.  It made Voldimort get nok't over.  Everyone clapt and cherd."

THE END!

What an action-packed, triumphant ending!  I don't even know where to start; from Harry leading a face-punching walloping of Voldimort to Hermione bullying Dracoe Malfooy into participating, to the mysterious but EKSRDNARY thing that Harry did to fulfill Voldimort's ultimate demise.  Wow.  Just...WOW.  If that wasn't the most satisfying conclusion to the 8-book Harry Potter series, than I don't know what is.

(I kinda have a feeling there will be a book 9 sometime in the near future, though...we'll have to wait and see...)