Sunday, September 18, 2011

Conversations with Madeleine

#1

MADELEINE: (smacking the Baby Dashiell doll's head onto my face)
ME: Careful Madeleine! Can you be gentle with Baby Dashiell? Can baby Dashiell do nice?
MADELEINE: Do nice, baby Dashiell. You can do it! (taking Baby Dashiell's plastic hand and stroking my face)
ME: Thank you!
MADELEINE: Good job, Baby Dashiell. Good job nicing Mommy, Baby Dashiell!


#2

MADELEINE: (On the potty, with no clothes on) Oh no!
ME: What's the matter?
MADELEINE: (pointing at a miniscule white puffy fleck on her inner thigh): Oh no! My bum! It's a WHITE SNOWMAN!


#3

ME: Madeleine, do you know how old you are?
MADELEINE: I'm five and a half!

2 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHA. Courtney, she's not normal!! I miss that dopey weirdo so much!

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  2. Mmmmmm...Such a busy life at the Rowes. Halloween Forts, carving pumpkins, putting together pumpkin heads, nicing and finding white snowmen! Phew, I'm tired just thinking about it. Love, Yiayia

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